4/21/05
Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.
        – Adam Smith

4/20/05
Anyone under thirty who is not a democrat is a cynic. Anyone who is over thirty and is not a republican is a fool.
        – Mark Twain

4/19/05
Keep your fears to yourself; share your courage with others.
        – Robert Louis Stevenson

4/18/05
I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.
        – Britney Spears

4/17/05
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
        – Jamil Egdemir

4/16/05
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
        – Mark Twain

4/15/05
Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his thumb on the scales.
        – Byron J. Langenfeld

4/9/05
It's better to give than to receive, but sometimes you have to do both.
        – Gerry Brown

4/5/05
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.
        – H. L. Mencken

4/7/05
Live like it's your party.
        – Coke