Life is not an exact art, it's a science.
– Samuel Butler
Swing when you're winning.
– Torsten Dahms
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
– Ancient Bruise Brother's Lore
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
– Katherine Hepburn
True friends stab you in the front.
– Oscar Wilde
Quantum Mechanics... it's all fun and games
until someone loses an i.
– Katy Grimm
In three words I can sum up everything I've
learned about life: it goes on.
– Robert Frost