3/29/05
Life is not an exact art, it's a science.
        – Samuel Butler

3/27/05
Swing when you're winning.
        – Torsten Dahms

3/20/05
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
        – Ancient Bruise Brother's Lore

3/19/05
Life is hard.  After all, it kills you.
        – Katherine Hepburn

3/7/05
True friends stab you in the front.
        – Oscar Wilde

3/2/05
Quantum Mechanics... it's all fun and games until someone loses an i.
        – Katy Grimm

3/1/05
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
        – Robert Frost