Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its
– Bodie Thoene
Barking dogs don't bite.
– Torsten Dahms (traditional German
Begin each day as if it were on purpose.
who thinks (s)he can and the (wo)man who thinks
(s)he can't are both right. Which one are
– Nick Pandolfo
He who throws mud only loses ground.
– Fat Albert
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
– Steven Wright
Success is getting what you want; happiness is
wanting what you get.
You all seek happiness, but show it in different
– Elli Pomoni
Computers are useless, all they give you is
– Pablo Picasso
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it
– W.R. Inge